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Maybe you should wash your hands.
that just might work!
for now its going into a doggy bag though. I think I have a fork at home. Somewhere.
You just made the biggest deal out of the most everyday occurrence.
If I'm sitting near you and witness this, I have two scenarios that possibly play out:
1 - this dude does what EVERYONE in their right mind would do, picks that **** up with his fings and eats it. Licking of said fingers follows.
2 - Dude frets about it for several minutes, WHILE POSTING ON THE NET ABOUT IT, after which time he somehow acquires a ziploc bag (prepared pothead anyone?). He then proceeds to awkwardly dump the **** from his tray into this ****ing baggie, then shoves that mother ****er in his pocket, all the while grinning as though he is SUPER stoked over what has just transpired. Oh yeah, he smells like **** too. **** tennis elbow, I think this guy has tennis BALLS.
No matter how many times I run it, I never picture #2 happening.
Welly has made my day.
Hmmm... The 'Tube no workee. Check it.
the fact that Demi actuallyWell, if it's any consolation, I suspect that Demi Moore is not quite as sublimely beautiful now as she was during the height of her career.
Well, if it's any consolation, I suspect that Demi Moore is not quite as sublimely beautiful now as she was during the height of her career.
I wish Ms. Moore all the best in her personal life, and the fact that she is taking one male out of circulation is enough.
Although I'll admit that I found it hard to understand why a lovely woman like Sandra Bullock would have chosen someone as clearly likely to misbehave as that Jesse James for her partner. Surely she could have done better.
oh wait ... are you Stephen Hawking?
Have you read that Lou Gherig might not have had Lou Gherig's disease? Maybe we should call it Stephen Hawking's disease.
Ashton Kutcher tweeted this two days ago.
Have you read that Lou Gherig might not have had Lou Gherig's disease? Maybe we should call it Stephen Hawking's disease.