Once upon a time, there was a little rubber dome. He and his 103 other rubber dome friends lived happily under the keycaps of the master's keyboard. Their job was to hold up the keycaps unless the master hit the keycap. Then the keycap would squish the little rubber dome, which made him press on Mr. Membrane. The domes were mushy and didn't do their jobs too well, but the master didn't think too much about it. Then, he noticed that the master was constantly going on Geekhack and looking for a new keyboard. He was going to get replaced! The little rubber dome was worried.
Then, one day, the master got a mechanical keyboard. It made clicky sounds and had a big expensive price label on it. The keycaps were blank and it said "Das keyboard" on it. From the sound the keyboard made, the little rubber dome found out that it was his arch nemisis, Mr. Cherry MX Blue. He and his friends, the Cherry Gang, the Alps Alliance, Mr. Buckling Spring, and those traitors the T.O.P.R.E. were constantly trying to defeat the Rubber Dome Membrane Empire's near monopoly on keyboards. He was really worried now.
It turned out that the master was so happy with his Das keyboard that he unplugged the keyboard the little rubber dome lived in, and threw it in the basement. The basement was dark and lonely, and filled with spiders. The little rubber dome was sad that the master no longer pressed on him. Then for some reason, the master returned and plugged the keyboard back in. The little rubber dome was happy. He thought that he was going to get his job back. Boy was he wrong. The master typed on it a little, and then got sick of him, so he went to the bathroom and puked. The end.
