Alright, I'm typing on my Model M (the Lexmark in my sig) now. Thanks guys.
I basically hacked apart my SDL cable and more or less spliced a PS/2 cable from my KB-9970 onto it. I more or less guessed which cables went onto which, based partly on the colors. Thank God I didn't kill the controller or the PS/2 controller on the motherboard.
This is a really high force keyboard.