Real geeks braid their fan power cords. Or have the sistas help ya.
Don't consider yourself a "real" geek until you've learned to smoke.
While searching for batteries for my little flasher, I acme across a forum full of weird geek junkies. They smoke and intake nicotine without burning tobacco !
e-Cigarettes ? so they can sate their cravings for nicotine without all the other poisons from burning tobacco.
I sometimes still can be surprised by others indulgences.