Hmm, I had a thought... (Yes, scary, I know...)
Considering how into fabricating parts you are, msiegel, I wonder how much it would cost to have fabricated, in small quantities, parts that would fit into an M: an F-like front plate, an F-like foam pad, and an F-like capacitive matrix board with (if needed) a teeny bit of logic at the top to convert the capacitance matrix signal levels into something that an M logic board could read.
Then the keyboard hobbyist could buy this kit, perhaps at-cost, along with a couple of XT-Fs for the barrels, springs, and hammers, and bolt the whole deal onto their M backplate, thus producing a keyboard with the superior M layout, superior F keyswitches, and no wonky OS-level keysym remapping required.
Probably too expensive, eh? Probably cheaper to build a new logic board to put into a 3270 board with swapped out keys, huh? :<
It'd be a pretty sweet keyboard, though......