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« on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 10:16:30 »
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« Reply #1 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 10:25:27 »
Lol!!
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« Reply #2 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 10:35:27 »
I just love these Apple jokes. The best thing is that these products would most likely be best sellers if they were real Apple products.
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« Reply #3 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 11:32:34 »
hilarious that appl paid for the tsunami ?
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« Reply #4 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 11:33:46 »
what is hilarious about fridays chart? i truly do not understand ?
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« Reply #5 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 11:35:03 »
that chart represents a lot more than x + y = 350
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« Reply #6 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:33:29 »
Haha.. that was hilarious. =D
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« Reply #7 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:45:17 »
ripster

learn about what a ****ing put is before u post another chart.  

especially on yesterdays date.
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« Reply #8 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:48:44 »
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that chart represents a lot more than x + y = 350


Dude, couldn't you just write one post instead of three?
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« Reply #9 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:51:45 »
no
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« Reply #10 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:52:38 »
i am finnish.  respect.  leaf branch.
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« Reply #11 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:55:08 »
I'm Finnish, but I don't respect.
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« Reply #12 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 12:56:23 »
true. gl anyway dude.
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« Reply #13 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:33:50 »
joke
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« Reply #14 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:35:04 »
W
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« Reply #15 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:42:10 »
i guess i will go back to 7th grade mentality.  youre a ****in dork.  get over urself and the 25k u made off aapl. the amount of time u waste posting pictures of legos and other nonsense, u actually lost like 200k this year.
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« Reply #16 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:49:49 »
ya that people like u dont even help sell keyboards, post nonsense all day and try to influence the whole community.  when the community is ****ing invisible.
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« Reply #17 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:52:33 »
this site is a joke.  ill prolly get banned or just take a break and create a new screen name later. its information on model m's is great, but your rhetoric which is like 10% of every thread is just non sense.

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

re read napolean hill.  HOW DO YOU KNOW?  the answer is you dont know ****.  

and if u try and out me again i will out ^ 3
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« Reply #18 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:54:59 »
ya i guess i am like webwit.  at least i have good taste.

enjoy your cost co pizza and aapl stock. im done trying to reason with you.  you attacked me first and insulted my mother.  in game theory that means i should destroy u.
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« Reply #19 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 14:55:14 »
Who the hell is this troll anyway?

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« Reply #20 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:01:46 »
i will now put a LARGE put on u.  try and guess the date.  second friday of the month.  good luck buddy.
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« Reply #21 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:03:01 »
jan 2014 sounds good to me.  long term.
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« Reply #22 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:05:25 »
7" u wanna graph of it buddy
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« Reply #23 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:06:15 »
I'd like to nominate kill will for the next troll poll.
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« Reply #24 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:09:53 »
The problem with kill will isn't the size of his ****, it's that the **** part is the only part of him that actually exists.

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« Reply #25 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:10:32 »
thank you. at least you see my point.
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« Reply #26 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:12:21 »
Quote from: kill will;310653
thank you. at least you see my point.


Your point is that you're a penis?

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« Reply #27 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:13:03 »
i guess ur **** is dead then.  sorry dude.  100 cc's of viagra might work for u. try it out.
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« Reply #28 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:14:51 »
I once met a guy who said he took too much viagra and had a hole in his bed as a result. He acted a lot like kill will.

Offline Ekaros

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« Reply #29 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:15:09 »
Apple might even do that, or shufflephone next? Randomly calls on number in your phone-book, or random number all together ;D

My mouse hovers on report... Too lazy to press it though...
So I should add something useless here yes? Ok, ok...
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« Reply #30 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:16:06 »
What is emotional breakdown?
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« Reply #31 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:19:21 »
ya im a **** and an *******. u guys are all right.  this is the internet. sigh.
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« Reply #32 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:20:30 »
Are there After School Specials on Finnish TV?

"12 year olds mixing viagra with crystal meth: The Kill Will Story."

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« Reply #33 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:21:43 »
lol there should be.  mix some jack daniels, vicodin, and weed in there too please.
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« Reply #34 on: Sat, 12 March 2011, 15:22:43 »
Well, at least now we know what's wrong with you.

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« Reply #35 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 11:26:34 »
what happened here :D
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« Reply #36 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 12:53:44 »
more like why was he so mad

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« Reply #37 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 14:09:39 »
Quote from: ripster;311550
In other exciting news my taxes are finished.

I made a lot of money in the stock market last year Kill Will.


I thought you sell lego porn.
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« Reply #38 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 15:33:09 »
This thread was hilarious.
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« Reply #39 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 15:57:45 »
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This thread was hilarious.


Look for more of Peter Serafinowicz. He's as funny as it can be.
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« Reply #40 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 16:09:10 »
What key switch is this and can I get a Red key cap for it?

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« Reply #41 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 16:14:59 »
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What key switch is this and can I get a Red key cap for it?


Apparently it is a Topre Keychain
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« Reply #42 on: Mon, 14 March 2011, 20:29:43 »
Quote from: ripster;311823
Who?


Is it another Ripster rhetorical question?
Did I screw up the spelling?

I'm sure you have a Lego stage somewhere with Peter fighting Darth Vader... Speaking of the Devil I think the following is also from him.
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« Reply #43 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 00:29:53 »
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Jesus.  I can't believe I watched that entire thing.  I want 7 minutes of my life back.


I can only give you 50s back - I present you the iToilet
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« Reply #44 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 00:49:18 »
Long term investments with apple? The ipad was 'huge,' and so was the iphone 4, 3GS, and 3G.

I'm still looking for a tablet with stylus input.
« Last Edit: Tue, 15 March 2011, 00:51:30 by killy »

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« Reply #45 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 01:01:24 »
God. I don't think I could put money there because I want them to crash and burn instead of be successful. I don't think it'll ever happen though.
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« Reply #46 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 06:37:04 »

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« Reply #47 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 06:38:31 »
Clarinet boy is my favorite meme right now.


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« Reply #48 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 06:42:07 »
This may not be the smallest, but is the simplest ...


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« Reply #49 on: Tue, 15 March 2011, 07:53:10 »
Certainly, if you are a computer.
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