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I'm weird though. Everyone else hates smooth keys. :pound:
Not everyone ;-)
Rough keys keep abrading your fingertips.
They slow down your typing by preventing your fingers from gently gliding on their surface.
They are more difficult to clean than smooth keys.
They make your keyboard look like it's just a matter of showing off.
Smooth keys are the witness of your hard work, the companion of your busy hours.
They show scars you inflicted on them.
They tell the story of a long lasting symbiosis, I would even say: of a friendship.
And I would never tell a friend: "If you don't undergo cosmetic surgery, I'm not interested in your friendship any more".
Sandblasting - pah!