A giant dust bunny of f.... that you were afraid it was going to move?
[ ] Owns a vacuum cleaner
Ah, you see, the problem is that it's really hard to see the dust bunnies building up below the mesh seat pan of an Aeron unless you know to look for it. After I had my first gnarly encounter with the man eating dust bunny, I made sure to regularly wipe off the dust bunnies' favorite breeding ground.
It built up for years stealthily living amongst... er I mean below me. The only reason it got discovered was because we were going through a crazy hot summer and I went out and bought this ass kicking turbo fan.
The fan goes on, papers and other stuff in my office go flying, and the monster is unleashed. I didn't actually see it come loose. I left the room and came back to find this nasty looking blackish furry pile on the floor. It was so big and nasty looking I didn't actually realize it was just a huge dust bunny. For a second, I really thought it could have been a dead animal.
When I realized what it was, I still couldn't figure out where it came from. I actually had to go ask my wife if the big turd of dust on the floor of my office was supposed to be a twisted joke or something. She came to take a look and said, "What makes you think I did that? It probably came off of your chair."
Anyway... I should say something useful to the original intent of the thread. I no longer have that Aeron chair. I sold it to someone else when I got a Zody chair, but I got a really really good deal on my chair off Craigslist from a company that was liquidating office furniture from busted dot-coms. It was 2003 at the time and there were warehouses full of stuff from failed companies. I believe I got mine for $600 new.