How about this:
You can keep the whole set of black keycaps, you can keep the red esc and printed lavender WASD keys, and I will give you a basically brand new (can forward you the EK receipt if needed) Realforce 86UB for just the board and the non-printed lavender keys - you keep all the rest (should be able to sell the caps without much problem).
Also, I am in Alberta.
(I recently bought a HHKB that came with two sets of keys ...)
Or if you are interested in getting rid of it all immediately I would give you a bit of money for the board in addition to the 86UB.