Are you looking to part out? I'm only interested in the front side of the cat. Maybe someone else would like the other half of him/her.
I am certainly willing to part the little bugger- er, I mean, kitty out. However, that would severely diminish the value as his other half is rather incomplete given that he's been only kind of neutered (though, when he decides to show off how flexible he is, he displays some remarkably intact, ah, parts. We hope the vet really did neuter him and didn't just drug him up for the day and leave us with a doped up kitten).
In any case, someone should really take his lower half. It'll even come wrapped in suspiciously gnawed bubble wrap since I"m a conscientus pet owner. I don't think I want his naughty bits in my immediate vicinity anymore.
Also, free bump. The price really is negotiable! For the keyboard, not the cat.