Well on the plus side you will probably be well preserved when you pass on.
I do think you are missing some legs though. Not quite sure, as I don't know how tall you are.
I like that idea, very bar-esque. Looks quite fun too.
I have a couple of older tables that I made for home use and I have a couple more that I have been working on for a very extended period of time. Never enough time in the day, or the week or month or year or lifetime. =P
You can make a nightstand with the leftovers. =)