I hope you are being sarcastic..
Of course I was being sarcastic. I did better work on Geocities using Compuserve and dial up back in the 90s. However, I do have an IT consulting company in Las Vegas, but with a focus on servers, desktops, and networking. I also wasn't being sarcastic about paying Hindi's to do web development. They do it so cheaply that it isn't worth my time to do it. While it isn't the best, it is good enough most of the time. The difference is that I am up front about it with my customers, rather than just lie about it and take the mark up.