Author Topic: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not) (Read 4110 times)

hcry4 · « **on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:08:13 »

The procrastinators get the weekend to finish.

Fwiffo · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:09:46 »

You didn't pay payroll taxes?

RiGS · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:10:59 »

Luckily "gambling" is tax free.

RiGS · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:16:21 »

There are a hell lot of taxes in Hungary.

Ekaros · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:22:53 »

I will get money back which they took from money they gave me, and 50cnt extra... That's socialism for you!

Daniel Beaver · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:28:46 »

I mailed it out a few days ago - I just use the 1040EZ form. I didn't make enough money this year to owe anything, it all went to tuition.

stupefaction · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:32:03 »

I can't believe what a life this ripster leads. He lives in a castle made of Lego and keycaps, he mocks Reagan, and he pays no taxes? Incredible.

Fwiffo · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:33:10 »

GE also paid zero taxes. I made an average income, so I wasn't so lucky!

phillip · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:43:12 »

I did my taxes back in january. I don't make a lot of money or anything. I usually get $400-500 back.

Fwiffo · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 12:53:04 »

Why is he always so damn weepy? Man up, Boehner! You're part of the daddy party, remember?

I think we know who wears the pants in this congress.

ricercar · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 17:56:45 »

I'm getting a refund that's 280% of my withholdings, and I don't even live in Alaska. Beat that.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 17:58:26 »

Aren't you also unemployed?

ricercar · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 21:16:49 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;331006

Aren't you also unemployed?

Yes this is the kicker. But since I worked one week in 2010, I get an earned income tax credit. $900 was withheld. My refund is $2600. No wonder there's a deficit!

keyboardlover · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 21:22:24 »

I'm so happy my tax dollars go to people who leach off the system...thanks Obama!

Lpb45 · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:02:44 »

I got a wopping 50 dollars back this year, which got me approximatley 3/4 tank of gas.

NimbleRabit · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:09:31 »

I got to deduct almost 100% of my earnings as school payments. Awesome . . . I think.

kill will · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:13:34 »

the irs is reading this. i love you irs.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 14 April 2011, 22:14:06 »

Quote from: kill will;331131

the irs is reading this. i love you irs.

Nice try

ricercar · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 00:06:01 »

I don't mind when my tax dollars go for things I use. I've been paying taxes in anticipation of this paid vacation for almost 35 years now.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 06:35:13 »

You're milking the system. Your "paid vacation" is being paid for by people like myself who actually contribute to society. You are part of the problem.

RiGS · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 06:59:19 »

Dude, what's wrong with you?
He has been paying taxes for almost 35 years.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 07:56:05 »

ricercar · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 19:07:53 »

Let me guess keyboardlover: you're not even 35 years old, let alone in the workforce and paying US taxes for 35 years? You got no legs to stand on; I've probably paid more taxes in my life than you've made in salary in your life.

I'll be milking the system the day I stop looking for work, passing phone screens, and going to interviews.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 19:10:34 »

Probably, but it ain't cool that you sit on your lazy butt and collect taxes out of my salary.

ricercar · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 19:11:43 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;331827

Probably, but it ain't cool that you sit on your lazy butt and collect taxes out of my salary.

Check your base assumptions.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 15 April 2011, 23:55:53 »

Quote from: ricercar;331824

Let me guess keyboardlover: you're not even 35 years old, let alone in the workforce and paying US taxes for 35 years? You got no legs to stand on; I've probably paid more taxes in my life than you've made in salary in your life.

Entitlement is a disease that is ruining our country.

If you're not part of the solution? You're part of the problem.

zaerst · « **Reply #26 on:** Sat, 16 April 2011, 00:25:10 »

I did my taxes ages ago, got like $1400 back!

ricercar · « **Reply #27 on:** Sat, 16 April 2011, 01:52:40 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;331978

Entitlement is a disease that is ruining our country.

Try selling that one to people on Social Security.

speakeasy · « **Reply #28 on:** Sat, 16 April 2011, 03:16:59 »

Congrats Ripster on keeping what's rightfully yours

audioave10 · « **Reply #29 on:** Mon, 18 April 2011, 11:30:17 »

Those smiles are so strained and so fake.

dracaXL · « **Reply #30 on:** Mon, 18 April 2011, 13:51:32 »

Those smiles are creepy, tbh. Specifically Jobs' smile. He seems like he could double for Satan.

audioave10 · « **Reply #31 on:** Tue, 19 April 2011, 09:37:01 »

Quote from: ripster;332775

You don't sound like you smile a lot.

That's not true at all. I'm more fun than you could ever know...I just don't have the Legos to prove it.

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Author Topic: Paid Your Taxes Yet?! - I Did (not) (Read 4110 times)