The way-too-over-simplified answer, basically, was:
"Because it looks like crap." (because the legend would not be able to fully and evenly illuminate)
So, yes, these are, indeed, not "the droids" we're looking for.
Although, i'm sure it could be worked out, somehow, at some point, when someone finally has the right brilliant idea to make it work out as intended.
Like, idk, maybe "Key-onardo Da Vinci."
Yes, i am ashamed of myself for making such a cringe-worthy word-play.