It was love at first sight.

You warned me, but I didn't listen.

You whisper as your rubber domes buckle at my every press.

You were a steal at $7 in 1996, and though we've been through a lot in 16 years, your price hasn't gone up a cent.

I'll miss you if you ever leave me, my NMB 2158TW for monorail black. They say rubber dome keyboards wear out in only a couple years but you've lived 16 full years with me and I'll never forget that.