It's always amusing how the depth and complexity afforded by linguistics never fail to resolve into an incommunicable mess of incoherent, self-absorbed insanities.
SPELLIN DONT MEAN NOTHIN LOL LANGUINGF NOOB LOL WORDS 'N' SPELLIN ';N' SUCH DONT MEan nothin
I have the key as depicted in the original post, feel free send me a message if you're interested.

Edit: the great, magnificent, amorphous, otherwise-nameless entity known only as "they" who benevolently makes all the decisions for us
WHY CAN'T THIS STOP HAPPENING
sub-edit: take reality too seriously meta-sub-meta-sub-meta-kill yourself irresolute intransigence
ranger-edit: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!!!!! DRAGONZORD!!!!!!!!!!!!