When you try a new keyboard, what do you type?

[keymaster]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[TheSoulhunter]

Whatever come up to my mind -> "I'm typing on this new keyboard, it is black and looks nice, not sure if I like the switches, also the keycaps feel kinds chalky"
Also I like to do keyspamming, some rolling, WASD+space usage and single presses at variaring speed + fast releases to check the sound signature (PING!)

[Tarzan]

"This is what a keyboard should feel like."

[neoezekiel]

Rolls to check every key ->
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" ->
"ThE qUiCk BrOwN fOx JuMpS oVeR tHe LaZy DoG!" ->
"tHe QuIcK bRoWn FoX jUmPs OvEr ThE lAzY dOg." ->

public class Test{
   public static void main(String[] args){
      System.out.println("GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!!");
   }
}

->
a few of my standard shortcuts ->
A couple of spike chains for GW1

[jameslr]

Now is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country.

[Lastpilot]

I login to geekhack of course

[The_Ed]

Every key at least 10 times in AquaKeyTest to make damn sure it works before actually using it.

[meiosis]

My social security number or bank account

[Sai]

i always type "what the hell is this?" or "what am i typing?" 

[Wildcard]

I usually type

"This is a really great/good keyboard!"

Then I try typing it faster and faster until I believe it