Yeah, but take a trip to the Durand Line or Somalia and see how great the alternative is. Shouldn't you be past the contrarian teenager level of half-baked ideology by your age? Although Lanx is far worse, admittedly, who's ideology seems to be based on G.I. Joe cartoons and Reagan-era action moves.
reagan was president for a third of my life, he's got a carrier named after him and he paved the way for the collapse of the berlin wall and russia, what''s wrong with that? i mean if that also included the collapse of the dividing line between north and south korea, then i guess we wouldn't have Gunganm Style tho.
And what's wrong with GI joe? a cartoon with multi-level-cultural diversity heck i'm even assuming shipwrek was a gay sailor, for no other reason than sterotype.
I'm even excited for the next gi joe movie, yea that's right i said it gi joe the movie wasn't bad, too bad they really portraying asians in a positive light, other than super kung fu master's of snake eyes and storm shadow. I mean they gave the role of Jinx to a french atress, who is somewhat asian looking i would say her eyes, but being Jinx means that that's the part they have to cover up!
I mean if we have to see what was wrong with the movie (2009) obviously the first big red flag is of course the wayan's brother, ugh he just ruins every movie, he's basically a not funny version of jackie chan's chris tucker, yea it's the truth, chris tucker is known as the black guy from jackie chan's rush hour, or the "the black comedian, the other chris, not chris rock, you know the screaming girl guy from 5th element".
Then we'll go with channing tatum i guess he makes a serviceable DUKE, i mean duke as a character was the worst character in GI.joe anyway, which is odd since he kinda is GI, joe, but i guess he's just supposed to be the boring blah all american blond kid.
then they put these 2 idiots in horrible cgi suits and make them dance around in paris... ugh, oh all the while the wayan's brother says "WOOAH" every 10minutes when an action scene happens.
You know what, make your own edited gi joe (2009) movie, just take edit out all the scenes with these two idiots and it would have been a great movie with more action than sleepy "the dark knight rises".
I mean what do you have? ok ok you have stupid ray park, ugh darth maul, but! he doesn't talk! and he wears a mask the whole time! essentially he's an overpaid stunt double!, hey that's not a bad compromise. (for reasons why ray park sucks, watch darth maul prance around for a while, and then rewatch him try to act as toad in xmen movie 1)
Then what do you have left, you have covergirl, being a secretary for dennis quaid, i mean how awesome is that. Covergirl being a worthless character, they thought, hey she's a model, what skills do models have? nothing! let's just make her a secretary next to the awesome dennis quaid.
then you goto cobra, the best part of gi joe! how did that happen?
sienna miller, i don't know who this girl is, but she makes a great baroness, she probably makes one of the best female villians ever, not cuz she looks good as an aside but cuz she acted great! too bad they had to do the horrible thing of redeeming her character and ultimately destroying the baroness
lee-byung hun, saw him in a movie before gi joe and he does storm shadow good enough, he's korean oh whatever as long as he can pass for asian hollywood doesn't care, and he's pretty good, even has had an action drama (iris) after gi joe, his english is really good (i have heard FAR WORSE english from a variety of asian actors, that make me cringe and want to cry) he looks good as storm shadow and my wife says he's hot, he passes, is he the main bad guy? lol.
some guy as destroy, blah blah
pre-inception and only known as the 3rd rock from the sun kid, joseph gordon levitt? eh
again fast-forward all the scenes of the horrible duo, fast-forward all the horrible flashback scenes of the horrible duo and baroness/JGL, and fast-forward all the flashback scenes of storm shadow/snake eyes. You get a great film!
what were we talking about again? cuz i think gi-joe was more interesting. oh yea the 2013 gi joe
no baroness? ugh
no scarlett? (eh she sucked anyway)
no dennis quid? what?
no after inception and looper JGL? what
so we get a new director,
jon chu? wtf? he does dance movies, i haven't seen a single one, cuz i assume they suck (and i have watch every season of ABDC, best crews are jabba, kabba modern, qwest, and the show has sucked every since shane sparks got arrested for being a pedo, stupid! he was such a great commentator ugh) and i assume he only got the job cuz of his connections with channing tatum, but... who knows he might be good, storyline sounds re-worked to be grittier.
we get storm shadow at least, but ugh with storm shadow we have to suffer with horrible ray park.
the rock? wtf, he's the rock
the rza? wtf omg he makes me so mad!, i saw the iron fist movie...ugh "rza, why you make horrible movies and star in them? just make music, you bad actor, no get to act! rap ok, kung fu bad"
and then action favorite bruce willis, i'm sorry but unless he isn't saying "yippee ka ya" in a movie that doesn't have kevin smith or co-staring with the "i'm a mac" kid and he's just the "cool guy", he's gotta do some action.
oh yea gi joe
gi joe is great!