Yes, I shared my sob story with bpiphany when I emailed him to ask permission for us to run the round 2 GB. I tried to jumper a small piece of wire from the trace to the Teensy leg, but got the above results. Must be more than one trace busted.
Anyway, no more tears. I'll have another PCB soon enough. Sending this one to boost, so he can design us a kick ass case for the Phantom!