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Keyboard Pants
« on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 13:20:50 »
Saw this reposed on [http://parislemon.com/post/40103988688/brucesterling-erik-de-nijs-conceptual-keyboard]one of the blogs I follow[/url] and I just had to share.

"Just typing on my jock, no biggie."

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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 13:26:14 »
I suppose F11 will get a lot of keystrokes.
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 13:26:53 »
Wear them to a party and offer the use of the keyboard to girls who find that they need to go on facebook while drunk?
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 13:31:21 »
Aint sure if it would be fun to type on it and at the same time touch your "something personnal" all day long.

Aint healthy to keep so much blood down there all day long!
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:08:29 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 09 January 2013, 13:26:14
I suppose F11 will get a lot of keystrokes.

Fixed ;)
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:42:28 »
I LOL'd. Interesting idea, poor execution.
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:44:54 »
No tkl? Pass.
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:46:43 »
Quote from: Turbo Slaab on Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:44:54
No tkl? Pass.

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Re: Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 16:37:18 »
Quote from: Binge on Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:46:43
Quote from: Turbo Slaab on Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:44:54
No tkl? Pass.

My fiance said "Go big or go home"
Well, whatever trips your F11 key:))
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 16:40:09 »
She keeps pressing F5 for some reason...
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 16:41:36 »
Alright I contacted SP and I started up a GB for replacement caps for these pants. Tsangan kits and ISO layouts are an option for this.
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 16:52:31 »
Quote from: keymaster on Wed, 09 January 2013, 15:08:29
Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 09 January 2013, 13:26:14
I suppose F11 will get a lot of keystrokes.

Fixed ;)
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 17:36:02 »
Quote from: NikoGasm on Wed, 09 January 2013, 16:41:36
Alright I contacted SP and I started up a GB for replacement caps for these pants. Tsangan kits and ISO layouts are an option for this.

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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 18:05:59 »
Quote from: mashby on Wed, 09 January 2013, 17:36:02
Quote from: NikoGasm on Wed, 09 January 2013, 16:41:36
Alright I contacted SP and I started up a GB for replacement caps for these pants. Tsangan kits and ISO layouts are an option for this.

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......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
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................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............____//___ __\\__/.

Fixed(width) your ROFLcopter FY.
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 09 January 2013, 18:14:50 »
Where are kmiller8's 40% keyboard banana hammock for the beach?
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 10 January 2013, 08:27:31 »
Quote from: jdcarpe on Wed, 09 January 2013, 18:05:59
Fixed(width) your ROFLcopter FY.

Oh, well mine was a 60%  :p
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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 10 January 2013, 12:33:11 »
Quote from: Binge on Wed, 09 January 2013, 18:14:50
Where are kmiller8's 40% keyboard banana hammock for the beach?

Please god never let this happen...

More pics of the monstrosity in the OP here:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/brucesterling/sets/72157605496145298/

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Re: Keyboard Pants
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 11 January 2013, 04:55:12 »
Quote from: Binge on Wed, 09 January 2013, 18:14:50
Where are kmiller8's 40% keyboard banana hammock for the beach?

This made me laugh out loud :))
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