I have a Minitouch with "White ALPS" which I also do not hate... I got it so I could replace the switches with Matias ones.
I really doubt those switches are the same as the ones in the Clicker, though. The Minitouch switches feel nothing like Cherry blues (it would be nice if they did... its only the blue sound that I hate); they feel much cruder and somewhat heavier and I believe they are properly referred to as "white XM" switches. XMs are not well regarded. I remember reading somewhere on GH or DT that the Clicker uses some other, newer ALPS variant.
BTW, my Microcenter would never let people try out mechanical keyboards for fear that asshats will pull off the keys. Seems they'd rather let their laptops suffer that abuse instead. 
This was true on both of my SIIG MiniTouch boards. Moreso on the first one. However, I think this is due to Alps-type switches not responding well to dust. Once I lubed the switches with some contact cleaner / lube, the board felt better by an order of magnitude. There was none of the "grittiness" or unrefined feel left, and it was only a smooth, tactile switch. My second MiniTouch was much better when I received it, and I had to lube only a couple switches. The main difference between them now is that the lubed one sounds just a tad "softer" in respect to the switch mechanics. They both still feel very tactile and have a heavier actuation than MX Blues. All in all, the two MiniTouches and my SGI Granite (dampened, complicated real Alps) are my favorite boards. Which one is top depends on the day. I also have a CM QFR with Blues, two Model Ms, and several other scissor switch boards as a sample pool. The Alps are hands down my favorites. (Side note- the SGI is noticeably a heavier actuation than all my other boards, even the Ms. But it is extremely smooth and the sound is amazing. Dem thick-ass keys.... mmmm...)
However, the SIIGs use simplified Alps clones, as noted elsewhere, and the SGI uses complicated Alps. I don't think any of these are actually parallel to the newer switches in the Clicker board.
The lube I used on the SIIGs is from Radioshack- Contact Cleaner and Lubricant. Similar to DeOXXit (sp?) products, but much cheaper. I tried finding it on their website a few months ago for a link, but it wasn't listed. Win for the web-team. Anyway, like I said it made a huge difference on the "bad"-feeling Alps board.
The Deskthority wiki has some pretty solid entries on many different Alps boards, switches, etc, etc. Lots to dig through over there. Daniel Beardsmore has been on a mission to dig down into all things Alps, so start there.
http://deskthority.net/wiki/Alps_CM