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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #50 on: Wed, 06 March 2013, 15:10:37 »
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff?

She was wearing mittens.
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Offline h2gofast

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #51 on: Wed, 06 March 2013, 18:44:05 »
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
















A brunette with bad breath...
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Offline h2gofast

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #52 on: Wed, 06 March 2013, 18:45:30 »
What do a blonde and your computer have in common?





You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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Offline sth

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #53 on: Wed, 06 March 2013, 18:56:56 »
king kong went to hong kong and played ping pong and then died. where did they put his body?



...in a coffin
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Offline JoeC

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #54 on: Thu, 07 March 2013, 03:35:09 »
What's a 'henway'?
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About 2 or 3 pounds.
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Offline JoeC

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #55 on: Thu, 07 March 2013, 03:45:51 »
WoW flavor:

What's the difference from a 10m Raid pug and a 25m Raid pug? (pick up group)
15 more dumbasses.

A Draenei walks into a bar, the Gnome didn't have to duck.

Hunters are terrible photographers, they're always out of 'focus'.
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Offline iri

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #56 on: Mon, 11 March 2013, 06:56:24 »
Quote from: PointyFox on Sat, 02 March 2013, 22:46:41
Quote from: inteli722 on Sat, 02 March 2013, 21:18:05
If a plane crashes, where do you bury the survivors?

You don't bury survivors

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I don't get it.
even i do. and where are beloved racist jokes? :(
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
-Ray Bradbury

Offline Trent

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Re: Tell your best horrible joke
« Reply #57 on: Mon, 11 March 2013, 08:20:17 »
#1
A black guy, an asian, and a mexican walk into a bar.  The bartender looks at them and says "Get the **** out of here."

(from the movie The Departed, can modify the races depending on the audience present  ;D)

#2
Your wife and your lawyer are drowning in a pool.  You have a choice: go to lunch or go bowling.
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