<troll>Big enter keys are for clumsy typists</troll>

I'll bite.
Anybody who doesn't use a bigass Enter key doesn't know s***t. Large Enter keys were on the keyboard layout brought off the mountain by Moses. Everything else is for hunt-n-pecker noobs. Most importantly, chicks dig guys with large Enter keys. It's been scientifically proven that guys who use large Enter keys are well endowed and much more fertile. In fact, a study done in 2004 by Cooper and Hawkins, using a pool of 5600 participants, demonstrated that ISO layout users get hot chicks 43% more than ANSI layout users.
However, in 2010, Cooper and Hawkins, assisted with correct calculations by using a PC, revised their findings and concluded that Topre switch users (both Realforce and HHKB) actually were responsible for taking the top 9% of the hot babe pool of available women. Turns out, the initial incorrect calculations were run on a Mac, hampered by user input errors by data entry personnel using Apple brand keyboards for data entry.
Can't argue with science fellas.