Come on, Sifo. We all know that if you really wanted to make this happen, you would have given him a keyboard with an internal keylogger, snarfed his GH username and password, logged in as him, requested the mods to permanently change his username, and ask them to leave it even if you (I mean he) later begged to change it back based on some paranoid story about stolen identity or some such far-fetched nonsense . THAT is how you carry through on a worthy cause like this one. #epicbadassery