Clack Therapy

[heedpantsnow]

Cool, congrats Lurch!  I'm excited for you!

[Michael]

Lurch da winner!


pm me bro.

So it doesn't get lost on the previous page =/

[Psybin]

Good Guy Bro 

[Psybin]

Hmm reading back after last nights vents, I wonder if a winner backs out if he will re-roll from the existing posts or re-post it.

[jdcarpe]

I usually hold my tongue on stuff like this, but it really irks me. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR YOUR WINNINGS, DON'T ENTER THE DRAWING. I'm not saying it's happened or not, but if someone is strapped for cash, and enters the drawing without being able to pay if selected, they just reduce the chances of winning for those who CAN pay. That's a real jerk move, if you ask me.

I know everyone loves Clacks, but if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. Sorry.

[sethk_]

I usually hold my tongue on stuff like this, but it really irks me. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR YOUR WINNINGS, DON'T ENTER THE DRAWING. I'm not saying it's happened or not, but if someone is strapped for cash, and enters the drawing without being able to pay if selected, they just reduce the chances of winning for those who CAN pay. That's a real jerk move, if you ask me.

I know everyone loves Clacks, but if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. Sorry.

That's what I was thinking after I entered. I realized I do have enough, but then realized that there are other things I would rather do with 150, so no more 150s for me.

[noisyturtle]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

[suicidal_orange]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

I think booking a kidney removal takes longer than that, and as it's the last weekend of the month payday's probably not coming soon enough either...  I guess you get a couple of nights to stand on a dodgy street corner?

[sethk_]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

I think booking a kidney removal takes longer than that, and as it's the last weekend of the month payday's probably not coming soon enough either...  I guess you get a couple of nights to stand on a dodgy street corner?

Going to the sperm bank doesn't, or donating blood I would imagine, and you usually get at least 150 I would imagine, or at least get enough to complete the payment

[suicidal_orange]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

I think booking a kidney removal takes longer than that, and as it's the last weekend of the month payday's probably not coming soon enough either...  I guess you get a couple of nights to stand on a dodgy street corner?

Going to the sperm bank doesn't, or donating blood I would imagine, and you usually get at least 150 I would imagine, or at least get enough to complete the payment

You get paid for blood?! Here we just get logged by the system so they can harass us in future, and I'm sure the sperm bank would have a similar logging (sorry, screening) program and they wouldn't pay until you're cleared.

Strange how things vary in different countries, it's not 'til it comes up I give it any thought.  I wouldn't even know where to find a sperm bank!

[sethk_]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

I think booking a kidney removal takes longer than that, and as it's the last weekend of the month payday's probably not coming soon enough either...  I guess you get a couple of nights to stand on a dodgy street corner?

Going to the sperm bank doesn't, or donating blood I would imagine, and you usually get at least 150 I would imagine, or at least get enough to complete the payment

You get paid for blood?! Here we just get logged by the system so they can harass us in future, and I'm sure the sperm bank would have a similar logging (sorry, screening) program and they wouldn't pay until you're cleared.

Strange how things vary in different countries, it's not 'til it comes up I give it any thought.  I wouldn't even know where to find a sperm bank!

Well, if you ask clack for a couple days and he allows, you could hit the sperm bank, then the blood (plasma) bank, and that should get you at least 130$

[3Love]

Just teasing man

<3

But yea, I hope to see a flood of stuff for trade once these all get out

I just to awaiting the photos from the curator as they slowly  come into his collection.

Yeah, I mean some of you may as well have a prepaid flat rate box addressed to naasfu ready before you even throw them up in the classifieds )

lolwut.  i mean, yes.  yes, send them clacks to me.

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Ha! That is your finest artwork yet :)

This picture is really nice. Really cute!

[Psybin]

I'll gladly spend $150. What that says about my judgment and mental state is another thing.

Paypal ready!

[Lurch]

Lurch da winner!


pm me bro.

Oh snap! Just saw this. Big up bro!

[suicidal_orange]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

I think booking a kidney removal takes longer than that, and as it's the last weekend of the month payday's probably not coming soon enough either...  I guess you get a couple of nights to stand on a dodgy street corner?

Going to the sperm bank doesn't, or donating blood I would imagine, and you usually get at least 150 I would imagine, or at least get enough to complete the payment

You get paid for blood?! Here we just get logged by the system so they can harass us in future, and I'm sure the sperm bank would have a similar logging (sorry, screening) program and they wouldn't pay until you're cleared.

Strange how things vary in different countries, it's not 'til it comes up I give it any thought.  I wouldn't even know where to find a sperm bank!

Well, if you ask clack for a couple days and he allows, you could hit the sperm bank, then the blood (plasma) bank, and that should get you at least 130$

Out of interest I've just looked up sperm banks and apparently I can get £35 (about $50 at the current poor exchange rate) from one in London, and there is no way that would cover my travel expenses.

Blood I can do locally and I'd get a sticker, a cup of tea and a biscuit on the day, followed by a lifetime of nuisance calls alerting me when my next opportunity to "do the right thing" is - I kid you not.

You guys have it easy, as long as you don't need medical care which I would get for free, but I'm healthy so see no benefit

[sethk_]

Well generally he gives you 48 hours from when he invoices you, and if he's feeling generous he'll give you a few extra days if you ask real nice.

I think booking a kidney removal takes longer than that, and as it's the last weekend of the month payday's probably not coming soon enough either...  I guess you get a couple of nights to stand on a dodgy street corner?

Going to the sperm bank doesn't, or donating blood I would imagine, and you usually get at least 150 I would imagine, or at least get enough to complete the payment

You get paid for blood?! Here we just get logged by the system so they can harass us in future, and I'm sure the sperm bank would have a similar logging (sorry, screening) program and they wouldn't pay until you're cleared.

Strange how things vary in different countries, it's not 'til it comes up I give it any thought.  I wouldn't even know where to find a sperm bank!

Well, if you ask clack for a couple days and he allows, you could hit the sperm bank, then the blood (plasma) bank, and that should get you at least 130$

Out of interest I've just looked up sperm banks and apparently I can get £35 (about $50 at the current poor exchange rate) from one in London, and there is no way that would cover my travel expenses.

Blood I can do locally and I'd get a sticker, a cup of tea and a biscuit on the day, followed by a lifetime of nuisance calls alerting me when my next opportunity to "do the right thing" is - I kid you not.

You guys have it easy, as long as you don't need medical care which I would get for free, but I'm healthy so see no benefit

We only get paid if it is plasma, not just blood.

[digi]

BOOMBASTIC!!! DJ LURCHURAMA BIG UP!!!!

Congrats on the win breh-bruh!!

[Lurch]

BOOMBASTIC!!! DJ LURCHURAMA BIG UP!!!!

Congrats on the win breh-bruh!!

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'ere mi now!!!!! ;D

[digi]

'ere mi now!!!!!

[Michael]

WTT small intestines for $150 clackvent ticket


 

[baldgye]

I usually hold my tongue on stuff like this, but it really irks me. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR YOUR WINNINGS, DON'T ENTER THE DRAWING. I'm not saying it's happened or not, but if someone is strapped for cash, and enters the drawing without being able to pay if selected, they just reduce the chances of winning for those who CAN pay. That's a real jerk move, if you ask me.

I know everyone loves Clacks, but if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. Sorry.

Which is why I've not entered into a single drawing ^^

[exitfire401]

WTT small intestines for $150 clackvent ticket


 

What a ****ty offer  ) ...I'll show myself out...

[noisyturtle]

Ohhhh, maybe a Sea Hawks themed Clack today? Oh my unholy zombie Moses, that'd be awesome!



...or I suppose Salute's if that other team wins

[digi]

Ohhhh, maybe a Sea Hawks themed Clack today? Oh my unholy zombie Moses, that'd be awesome!

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...or I suppose Salute's if that other team wins

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[Photekq]

Ohhhh, maybe a Sea Hawks themed Clack today? Oh my unholy zombie Moses, that'd be awesome!

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...or I suppose Salute's if that other team wins

I would pay $150 for that.

Imagine it.. green eyes, grey skull, black cap. So good.

[nubbinator]

Ohhhh, maybe a Sea Hawks themed Clack today? Oh my unholy zombie Moses, that'd be awesome!

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...or I suppose Salute's if that other team wins

[Psybin]

No, you'll enter twice and lose, then go to bed angry.

[nubbinator]

No, you'll enter twice and lose, then go to bed angry.

Are you talking about his sex life or the Clackvent?

[Badwrench]

I usually hold my tongue on stuff like this, but it really irks me. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR YOUR WINNINGS, DON'T ENTER THE DRAWING. I'm not saying it's happened or not, but if someone is strapped for cash, and enters the drawing without being able to pay if selected, they just reduce the chances of winning for those who CAN pay. That's a real jerk move, if you ask me.

I know everyone loves Clacks, but if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. Sorry.

Which is why I've not entered into a single drawing ^^

Same.  I have enjoyed watching the postings and the therapy thread though 


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

[baldgye]

hand egg

I usually hold my tongue on stuff like this, but it really irks me. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR YOUR WINNINGS, DON'T ENTER THE DRAWING. I'm not saying it's happened or not, but if someone is strapped for cash, and enters the drawing without being able to pay if selected, they just reduce the chances of winning for those who CAN pay. That's a real jerk move, if you ask me.

I know everyone loves Clacks, but if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. Sorry.

Which is why I've not entered into a single drawing ^^

Same.  I have enjoyed watching the postings and the therapy thread though 


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

haha yeah it's been a fun read, even if by the time you've read through a page four more have been created haha

[Michael]

Is there a super bowl or something today? LOL Sportsball....




brb making my own 'Super' bowl....

[Psybin]

No, you'll enter twice and lose, then go to bed angry.

Are you talking about his sex life or the Clackvent?

lol Vent of course.

Sex life is pretty good, haven't been married a year yet. Although I've been doing more late night/early morning sessions since spy haunts my day.

[noisyturtle]

Ohhhh, maybe a Sea Hawks themed Clack today? Oh my unholy zombie Moses, that'd be awesome!

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...or I suppose Salute's if that other team wins

I would pay $150 for that.

Imagine it.. green eyes, grey skull, black cap. So good.

I was thinking green eyes, light grey skull, navy cap.

Either way it would look great and the answer to both questions is yes and yes I would. Right in the butt.

Ohhhh, maybe a Sea Hawks themed Clack today? Oh my unholy zombie Moses, that'd be awesome!

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...or I suppose Salute's if that other team wins

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That's ****ing awesome dude! Ohh man, they both look great, but gotta go Hawks defense.

[baldgye]

If it was a 'sea hawks' theme, wouldn't it make more sense to do the eagle clack with those colours?

[Lurch]

Is there a super bowl or something today? LOL Sportsball....




brb making my own 'Super' bowl....

bruh

[Psybin]

Wonder if it'll rain again this Sunday...

[Photekq]

My bad, I thought that was black not navy. I should get my eyes tested. Navy would look just as good.

[VesperSAINT]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SLEPT THROUGH TWO $150 CLACKVENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SOOOO DON'T REGRET GOING OUT AND DRINKING LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Congrats to winners!!!

[sleepy916]

My bad, I thought that was black not navy. I should get my eyes tested. Navy would look just as good.

Yes your eyes are bad, all those caps you thought were cherry dye subs are actually pad printed so just send them to me. 

[Photekq]

Yes your eyes are bad, all those caps you thought were cherry dye subs are actually pad printed so just send them to me. 

Sure man, I'll send them to you for free. Just pay the shipping & handling fee of $2000, and I will send you the 5 sets right away

[Joey Quinn]

My 1K post will be for the sale. 

[noisyturtle]

My 1K post will be for the sale. 

I used my 4k post on it, didn't do **** 

[Michael]

Is there a super bowl or something today? LOL Sportsball....




brb making my own 'Super' bowl....

bruh

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Aweeee yeeeeeeee.

[Psybin]

hmmmm next Sunday is my day for muffins, cant wait.

[Joey Quinn]

hmmmm next Sunday is my day for muffins, cant wait.

I've had muffins every day this week. 

Also 1K post!

[Psybin]

Due to certain muffing testing constraints I'm limited to specific days of the month. Which is good, because if not I'd be a big fat guy, err something. 

[nubbinator]

I is ready

[madhias]

Ah it's Super Bowl night. Never saw one single game, but here in Europe it isn't that popular.

I would be ready right now for a Clack event!

[Michael]

Wake up clizzack fizzactory 

[nubbinator]

I like drawing Clacks.  Pregaming Clacks inbound.