For all of you going to the keycon in Chicago, I will be selling tickets to punch me in the arm! $10 each! Each ticket purchased will allow you to punch me in the arm once, no consequences! Lazerpointer in the IRC told me to actually do this so here I am

If you purchase this, I will ship you a ticket that when you present to me at KeyCon you will be able to punch me right there
Mod Edit: Really?