The lame puns thread

[Thimplum]

Brace yourselves, I'm telling an orthodontist pun...

[SpAmRaY]

is this a reddit thing?

[Thimplum]

is this a reddit thing?

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I dunno what reddit has to do with this.

It doesn't need to be keyboard related, and that's not a pun.

[SpAmRaY]

is this a reddit thing?

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I dunno what reddit has to do with this.

It doesn't need to be keyboard related, and that's not a pun.

“The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.”

[Thimplum]

“The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.”

That's better.

I'd tell you a pun about failed suicide attempts, but that would be missing the point.

[SpAmRaY]

“The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.”

That's better.

I'd tell you a pun about failed suicide attempts, but that would be missing the point.

pun's area easier in real life but then I'd have to get one