Based on the AA 12 step program,
according to Wikipedia:
1. We admitted we were powerless over keyswitches - that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Switch greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and lives over to the care of the Buckling Spring as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our keyboards.
5. Admitted to the Buckling Spring, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have the Buckling Spring remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked It to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had annoyed by testing clicky keyboards late at night, and did
not become willing to make amends to them all, and instead to keep typing on Model Ms late at night.
9. Gave those people Model Ms, so they could annoy their friends and family as well, even when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory of our keyboard stashes and when we were in possession of a non-BS keyboard promptly admitted it, and threw out the offending keyboard.
11. Sought through eBay and Geekhack to improve our massive collection of Buckling Spring keyboards, praying only for those annoying snipers to not grab that M15 we were bidding on.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other switchaholics, and to practice these principles in all of our affairs.