And the person who gets it is...
...not
Demik.
In spite of having
one of the most compelling arguments, I sadly will not be sending it your way. You do, however, have a zebrawood spacebar in production. Just some more coordination with the great Bingey.

Joking aside, it was hard to pick someone for it to go to. There were many great compelling statements and I almost resorted to tossing a bunch of a names in a hat and drawing the winner from that. Ultimately, one stood out a little more than the other because of the creativity and fun they had with the post. So, real drum roll this time, it goes to....
LongzillaThis is on the condition that you beat my one alma mater, UW, and that my other alma mater, Baylor, dominates the Big XII this year. This is kind of kidding, but also a hopeful plea.
And
Reziak, hit me up. You didn't win, but you came a close second. I'm in the same boat as you with no job still, student loans looming, and stuff like this always being out of reach. I'll figure out a little something that I can send your way.