Now why would I want to do that when I have 8lb custom Korean keyboard with Dolch? 
It's great that you've found "the one".

) Now you can grow old with your 8lb custom Korean keyboard with Dolch. The rest of us are still looking for that special keyboard.
P.S. Won't your 8lb custom Korean keyboard with Dolch be angry when it checks your internet history and sees that you were on geekhack browsing other keyboards?