Gutz (the manga character in my avatar) is my ideal of a man.
In real life, I am more Klutz than Gutz.
Somehow or other, about half the keyboards that pass through my hands wind up broken or spoilt or malfunctioning. (About half came to me that way; the other half was a result of various failed experiments.)
I also do not resemble Gutz in any way although we probably both have goofy faces.