OFFERING $500ea
DISCLAIMER noisyturtle does not and is not actually offering $500 for a gummyrot skull or drunken skull. This is merely a ploy to get you to look at this thread and say 'hey, I'm a greedy mother****er who enjoys profiteering off of the misery of others and insane aftermarket increases, and $500 would sure bye me a whole lot of tapioca pudding and crack cocaine addicted hookers who would dress up as a sexy manatee and sex me for a few hours of my otherwise empty and depressing life' In fact what noisyturtle is offering is an amount of money that is satisfying, yet not entirely off the wall crazy, but just a little crazy and certainly more than any sane person would pay for something you don't even have yet. Or maybe you actually have a heart in that vast dark cavern of a chest that's struggling to pump just a smidgen of good will out of that calcifided monkey fist of muscle, thus urging you to sell him a gummyrot skull or drunken skull at price because you know he's had an unreasonable string of bad luck in clack sales for the past two years and you want to do something nice for your fellow man.
