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This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
« on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:54:30 »
There's been a break in at our cabin. I don't know yet if anything has been stolen, but apparently my parent's *UPDATED*bed has been used, or touched to some extent*UPDATED*, and food's been eaten.
I don't know if my stuff is gone yet
, I'm going there later today to check. I'll update you then.

*UPDATES BELOW*

I misheard a lot, actually. They forced open the door, went into my parent's bedroom and threw clothes around. No food was eaten, no weird stains, everything left in place except for my L.A noire complete edition, which was neatly placed behind my collector's edition of Halo 4. This is ****ing strange as ****.

It also appears to be a full grown man, because the door in itself is insanely strong, but he bent ****ing metal. He left no traces to see if it was the same the next day, to check if it was safe. This was just some hyper strong, professional full grown man moving **** and leaving.

The door was forced open with a crowbar.

I misheard, my parent's bed hasn't been used, but clothes were thrown all over the place. Basically there's been action in the bedroom excluding the bed.
« Last Edit: Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:43:48 by paicrai »
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Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:58:44 »
It was goldilocks.

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Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 09:59:18 »
It was goldilocks.

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Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:00:26 »
The bed was too soft, and the porridge was too cold...
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Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:04:32 »


please tell me no keyboards were involved  :o

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Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:05:47 »
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please tell me no keyboards were involved  :o

Nope, no keyboards were involved.
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Re: This just in! *UPDATED*
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 10:07:35 »
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Nope, no keyboards were involved.


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Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 14:58:04 »
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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:00:17 »


Sorry to hear that man...

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Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:16:10 »
perhaps it was a bear?

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Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:56:47 »
perhaps it was a bear?

What if it was Warwick Davis?
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Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 15:59:08 »
Very busy with studies atm.

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Re: This just in! *UPDATED AGAIN, THIS IS GETTING STRANGER*
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 12 November 2013, 16:27:03 »
perhaps it was a bear?

What if it was Warwick Davis?

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