Bro Caps Therapy

[xJudas]

This is the first Brosale I've participated in. If I didn't receive an email, I didn't "win" a brocap?

[JaccoW]

This is the first Brosale I've participated in. If I didn't receive an email, I didn't "win" a brocap?

If you want to be sure check your tickets at CTRLALT.IO

[demik]

ITS THE PERSONAL SPACE INVADER. NOnOnOnOnOnO

ftfy.

ftfm

[monotagary]

So many raffles, so many email sales, so many failed attempts, but today... Today was a wonderful day.

[demik]

So many raffles, so many email sales, so many failed attempts, but today... Today was a wonderful day.

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"You've won 4 bros! What happens next?" Uh, go make the losers cry  duh :P

congrats son, you're a big boy now!

[STARLORDCOFFEE]

After one year of trying to get my hands on a V2 and never winning...I'm proud to say that I finally won a Bro Cap and it's one I would have killed for lol

[Bevo]

ITS THE PERSONAL SPACE INVADER. NOnOnOnOnOnO

ftfy.

ftfm

ftfh

[heedpantsnow]

Congrats to you all!

[Bevo]

I'm fkn bored at work. Fix Slack pl0xxxx

[goblin561]

Sound off on who won them sexy black Reaper-N5 Nightstalker armor like me, so I won't feel alone

[Belfong]

- Those that won in the 'All the Things' and the blugaloo mod gb, I will be combining your orders with these 2 recent sales (for those who entered and won)

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did you win your Pale Blue?

Can I be cheapskate and wonder out loud if we don't have to pay that expensive $15 shipping of this sale since you are combining orders, Bro? 

[rowdy]

Congratulations to all who won, especially those getting their first Bro.

To those who didn't win - there are never enough caps for everyone, save your money, bide your time, and when the next sale comes around you will be more than ready to jump in with both feet!

Thank you BunnyLake and the team for this sale.  Now go spend time with your family, Sir Bunny.  Please

[raymogi]

- Those that won in the 'All the Things' and the blugaloo mod gb, I will be combining your orders with these 2 recent sales (for those who entered and won)

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did you win your Pale Blue?

Can I be cheapskate and wonder out loud if we don't have to pay that expensive $15 shipping of this sale since you are combining orders, Bro? 

And in the meantime I wanna get my shipping upgraded so I don't have to wait 2 months lol.

[heedpantsnow]

- Those that won in the 'All the Things' and the blugaloo mod gb, I will be combining your orders with these 2 recent sales (for those who entered and won)

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did you win your Pale Blue?

Can I be cheapskate and wonder out loud if we don't have to pay that expensive $15 shipping of this sale since you are combining orders, Bro? 

And in the meantime I wanna get my shipping upgraded so I don't have to wait 2 months lol.

Can I get a pony?

[btctopre]

did you win your Pale Blue?

i didn't want to dance at the feet of the defeated, BUT YEP, YOU BET YOUR SWEET BUNS I DID 

[whmeltonjr]

did you win your Pale Blue?

i didn't want to dance at the feet of the defeated, BUT YEP, YOU BET YOUR SWEET BUNS I DID 

Actually lol'd. Congrats!

[xtrafrood]

did you win your Pale Blue?

i didn't want to dance at the feet of the defeated, BUT YEP, YOU BET YOUR SWEET BUNS I DID 

Actually lol'd. Congrats!

grats 

[brighenne]

Sound off on who won them sexy black Reaper-N5 Nightstalker armor like me, so I won't feel alone

I did, I did!

First bro here.

[Belfong]

did you win your Pale Blue?

i didn't want to dance at the feet of the defeated, BUT YEP, YOU BET YOUR SWEET BUNS I DID 

) )

[Oxid]

Where's all the therapy at?!

[whmeltonjr]

Where's all the therapy at?!

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So many people won, not much therapy required. I'm still QQ'ing about not winning a Gamer Set.

[Oxid]

Aw, that sucks about your gamer set. But IIRC, Bro said something about the gamer sets being a regularly stocked item soon, so you should be good! Hoping to pick up one gamer set in Topre when they're available.

[clochette]

weird, submitted a basket for the nightstalker and gamer reaper, but basket only shows me winning the nightstalker, nothing for the gamer and reaper

I understand that the raffle was done in 2 waves, and I saw someone else mentioning that there should be a submitted for the ones that I didn't win, but I only see one winner, which is for the nightstalker

[Hexterdude]

weird, submitted a basket for the nightstalker and gamer reaper, but basket only shows me winning the nightstalker, nothing for the gamer and reaper

Then you didn't win a reaper or game set

[whmeltonjr]

Aw, that sucks about your gamer set. But IIRC, Bro said something about the gamer sets being a regularly stocked item soon, so you should be good! Hoping to pick up one gamer set in Topre when they're available.

Yeah, they'll be regularly stocked, but it may be a few months. I'll live. I need to rebuild my keyboard fund anyway.

[Oxid]

Aw, that sucks about your gamer set. But IIRC, Bro said something about the gamer sets being a regularly stocked item soon, so you should be good! Hoping to pick up one gamer set in Topre when they're available.

Yeah, they'll be regularly stocked, but it may be a few months. I'll live. I need to rebuild my keyboard fund anyway.

Don't we all

[qazeqaz]

Really wish I won the grey gamer set But my 1st time entering a Bro raffle and I got the CE Reaper set, THANK GOD I FINALLY WON SOMETHING! Now to design a full board around it!

[demik]

Aw, that sucks about your gamer set. But IIRC, Bro said something about the gamer sets being a regularly stocked item soon, so you should be good! Hoping to pick up one gamer set in Topre when they're available.

Yeah, they'll be regularly stocked, but it may be a few months. I'll live. I need to rebuild my keyboard fund anyway.

sell all your mx stuff, ezpz

[whmeltonjr]

Aw, that sucks about your gamer set. But IIRC, Bro said something about the gamer sets being a regularly stocked item soon, so you should be good! Hoping to pick up one gamer set in Topre when they're available.

Yeah, they'll be regularly stocked, but it may be a few months. I'll live. I need to rebuild my keyboard fund anyway.

sell all your mx stuff, ezpz

I would, but then where would I store all my MX Bros?

[demik]

Aw, that sucks about your gamer set. But IIRC, Bro said something about the gamer sets being a regularly stocked item soon, so you should be good! Hoping to pick up one gamer set in Topre when they're available.

Yeah, they'll be regularly stocked, but it may be a few months. I'll live. I need to rebuild my keyboard fund anyway.

sell all your mx stuff, ezpz

I would, but then where would I store all my MX Bros?

okay okay, one mx board.

[BunnyLake]

so do we wait for the non payment people, to get another chance?  ) 

Yup,  but history suggests that bro might have a,  sorry you missed out,  sale, for those who didn't win.

From all I witnessed until today, "SYMO" sales aren't really targeted for those who lost. Simply because new entries are allowed, instead of re-raffling loser's entries. Chances of winning something at such sales are close to zero, since there are less caps available and more entries than before. With an unclear raffling method (which is something that should be clearly explained in their site), I'm sort of speculating. At least there's a chance of winning.

i normally dont weigh in on this sociopathic bull**** but ill clear a couple points up

firstly, we have run the sorry you missed out bro sales in a number of formats, including but not limited to, only poeple who entered the previous sale but didnt get in, or anyone who just didnt win anything in the last sale

we tend to prefer the latter because it allows people to have a chance who missed out on a sale because of lack of exposure to it or timing restraints

we have also made exclusive caps for sorry you missed out sales, and produced these in standard sale numbers

the entry rate for sorry you missed out bro sales is significantly lower than a standard sale, mainly because such a large number of entrants are not eligible to enter, as a result of this, even though there tends to be less caps available, chance of getting in are often comparable, if not better

as for this running commentary i should release details of how we run these raffles, that is nobodies business but ours, you are not being forced to enter, you are not being charged to enter, you are not obligated to pay should you get in

the information you need is that there are always more entrants than we can produce caps, we leave up a designated amount of time for everyone to enter who wants to enter, there is no charge to enter, and you will only be invoiced if you are selected as a winner, should you be selected you are under no obligation to pay

it is entirely up to us how we choose to sell and distribute our caps, and if you dont like how we do it, dont enter, plain and simple, but we go to great lengths to make these sales accessible to as many people as we possibly can, and the feedback we have is that our way is much more desirable than everyone trying to fire off emails to a random address and hoping that your email client is quicker than someone elses

[hrinfinity]

Woke up this morning to an invoice for the chill blue base kit! Totally turned my week around as i'm still salty after entering all those Yeezy raffles last week )

Congrats to the winners. Excited to see more pics of the reapers

[Belfong]

Maybe Bunny should put what he said above in the FAQ..

[Glenmael]

Grave gray base kit IBM
Grave gray Reaper IBM
Chill blue Reaper IBM

Exactly what I was hoping for.... bring on that F77.

PS f### you therapy thread.... IM OUT!

C* that's awesome, no reapers or gamer kits for me...but I got on the CE Reaphurr

[Burt Macklin]

Only wanted one cap 

Will the Classic Reaper make his return in the future, I wonder?

[toxicdrift]

I think they will,  in a even crazier avatar that will make everyone want the new one  hahahaha that's bro for u

[FLFisherman]

Maybe Bunny should put what he said above in the FAQ..

Nothing that bunny said has to be repeated. It's common sense. You don't like the product, don't try to buy it. You don't like the business, don't do business with them.

Yes, I know CtrlAlt is not a business, but it's the same concept. As a consumer you don't get to make demands. Deal with it or go elsewhere.

[iamtootallforthis]

Only wanted one cap 

Will the Classic Reaper make his return in the future, I wonder?

Reaper Classic from what I believe won't be going anywhere anyone soon as it is a new design.

[romevi]

Only wanted one cap 

Will the Classic Reaper make his return in the future, I wonder?

Reaper Classic from what I believe won't be going anywhere anyone soon as it is a new design.

Thanks! Holding you accountable in the future.

[Malenky]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

[HoffmanMyster]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

Cody knows his ****. 

[djchup]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

+1, I really liked the priority sorting of items in cart.

[romevi]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

+1, I really liked the priority sorting of items in cart.

The only thing I keep forgetting is that you have to work backwards if you don't want to resort a long list later.

[Burt Macklin]

Reaper Classic from what I believe won't be going anywhere anyone soon as it is a new design.

Let's hope so, as it's too great to be one-time deal 
Also, I'd like another (or more) chance to get one.

[whmeltonjr]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

+1, I really liked the priority sorting of items in cart.

The only thing I keep forgetting is that you have to work backwards if you don't want to resort a long list later.

I ordered on mobile and did just this. Pick the item you want the most first, and then go from there.

[romevi]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

+1, I really liked the priority sorting of items in cart.

The only thing I keep forgetting is that you have to work backwards if you don't want to resort a long list later.

I ordered on mobile and did just this. Pick the item you want the most first, and then go from there.

I was on mobile at first, and when I went to my cart I forgot that everything is backward, so I went to my computer later and rearranged my list.

[demik]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

Cody knows his ****. 

More like Code-y amirite (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[FLFisherman]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

Cody knows his ****. 

More like Code-y amirite (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

I need therapy for this pun.

[whmeltonjr]

I'd like to add that the ctrl.alt website is incredibly slick both aesthetically and functionally, which is greatly welcome in a community where most websites are really poorly put together.

Cody knows his ****. 

More like Code-y amirite (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

I need therapy for this pun.

MFW reading that pun

[demik]

Screw you guys