Do it legally. Aka buy pot.
Or Clack cocaine might work. Seems most geekhackers will pay hundreds for clacks and even dress in sexy lingerie (a certain male college student) just to get a clack.
Lowered again. Please buy this. I have to support my new found love for crack cocaine.
I'm pretty sure I could get several crack rocks for the price of a few clacks.
Truth is, I'm completely content with my keyboard set up. I have a Poker X with brown switches at work and a Model M at home. I've realized lately I just collect to many things and I'm trying to get rid of some of them.
Also crack. Probably.