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Offline adhoc

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ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:53:35 »
So, ever since tp4 explained to me I only liked HHKB, because it allegedly represents a significant portion of my income and I can't tell myself I do not like it, I couldn't stop thinking about the unspeakable greatness that he presented as a superior - the one and only, ergodox. I couldn't sleep at night, I woke up in screams from nightmares, pouring in sweat, yelling ergodox! into thin air, but I didn't know what to do about it. On one hand, I can't sell HHKB (because obviously nobody buys such garbage) and on the other, I can't afford an ergodox...I was pondering long at night, but then one day, I came up with a cunning plan...

ERGO-HHKB-DOX! And thus, it had been born!

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:55:25 »
Something wrong with the spacebars...
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:57:29 »
Quote from: jdcarpe on Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:55:25
Spacebars are just as God intended.
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Offline adhoc

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:59:02 »
Quote from: Bro Caps on Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:57:29
Quote from: jdcarpe on Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:55:25
Spacebars are just as God intended.

one does not simply defy the word of GOD!
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:00:50 »
wow i've never though of putting two keyboards next to eachother




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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:10:20 »
Wow. How sheltered are you? Please stop fanboying here. I hate you.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:11:13 »
wow
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:12:08 »
God made Adam and eve. Not flipped spacebars.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:16:49 »
Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:12:08
God made Adam and eve. Not flipped spacebars.


What flipped spacebars? They are as they should be.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:18:42 »
Heathen!
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:19:09 »
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:22:04 »
Spacebars oriented like this

« Last Edit: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:30:02 by Photekq »
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Offline adhoc

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:25:42 »
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:22:04
Flipped spacebars

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Indeed? That's why I keep my spacebars in normal position, not flipped!
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Offline BunnyLake

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:29:43 »
Quote from: jdcarpe on Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:55:25
Something wrong with the spacebars...

imagine getting 2 faulty models, what are the odds
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Offline Photekq

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:30:20 »
Quote from: adhoc on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:25:42
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:22:04
Flipped spacebars

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Indeed? That's why I keep my spacebars in normal position, not flipped!
fixed for clarity
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:47:33 »
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Offline C5Allroad

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:03:32 »
Quote from: Bro Caps on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:47:33
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:22:04
Spacebars oriented like this

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Show Image

What is that skit? I saw it in school.... I want to find it...
Some people like a space bar that's oriented like that. It's supposed to help them type and such... I don't really see how though.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:06:23 »
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:03:32
Quote from: Bro Caps on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:47:33
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 03 March 2014, 10:22:04
Spacebars oriented like this

Show Image



Show Image

What is that skit? I saw it in school.... I want to find it...
Some people like a space bar that's oriented like that. It's supposed to help them type and such... I don't really see how though.


This skit


I am not sure what you mean by 'oriented like that'. This is the way my HHKB came to me, sent directly from God.
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Offline iri

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:09:03 »
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:12:12 »
Quote from: iri on Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:09:03
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Sorry, currently our video library can only be watched from within the United States

Hulu is committed to making its content available worldwide. To do so, we must work through a number of legal and business issues, including obtaining international streaming rights. Know that we are working to make this happen and will continue to do so. Given the international background of the Hulu team, we have both a professional and personal interest in bringing Hulu to a global audience.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 23:08:08 »
Quote from: Bro Caps on Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:12:12
Quote from: iri on Mon, 03 March 2014, 14:09:03
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Sorry, currently our video library can only be watched from within the United States

Hulu is committed to making its content available worldwide. To do so, we must work through a number of legal and business issues, including obtaining international streaming rights. Know that we are working to make this happen and will continue to do so. Given the international background of the Hulu team, we have both a professional and personal interest in bringing Hulu to a global audience.
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 03 March 2014, 23:36:59 »
Quote from: adhoc on Mon, 03 March 2014, 09:53:35
So, ever since tp4 explained to me I only liked HHKB, because it allegedly represents a significant portion of my income and I can't tell myself I do not like it, I couldn't stop thinking about the unspeakable greatness that he presented as a superior - the one and only, ergodox. I couldn't sleep at night, I woke up in screams from nightmares, pouring in sweat, yelling ergodox! into thin air, but I didn't know what to do about it. On one hand, I can't sell HHKB (because obviously nobody buys such garbage) and on the other, I can't afford an ergodox...I was pondering long at night, but then one day, I came up with a cunning plan...

ERGO-HHKB-DOX! And thus, it had been born!

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I remember tp saying that if you can't afford edx, then buy two qfrs. This is the expensive but topre version of it :thumb:
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #22 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:20:48 »
μTRON?
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Offline iri

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #23 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:53:05 »
Quote from: Wildcard on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:20:48
μTRON?
is the cheap ergodox ripoff.
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
-Ray Bradbury

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #24 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 09:14:59 »
Quote from: iri on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:53:05
Quote from: Wildcard on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:20:48
μTRON?
is the cheap ergodox ripoff.

I don't know about that. μTRON was available long before the Ergodox, and it certainty isn't cheap.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #25 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 11:14:43 »
pretty sure that was a joke lol
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #26 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 11:17:12 »
Quote from: Glod on Tue, 04 March 2014, 11:14:43
pretty sure that was a joke lol

Woosh. I trust iri, but sometimes on this forum you never know :)

Knock knock..
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Offline adhoc

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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #27 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 12:57:00 »
A wise man once said that trolling on geekhack is like pissing in an ocean of piss.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #28 on: Tue, 04 March 2014, 13:21:34 »
On the note of TP4 where has the fellow been, the fellow has not been on in a while.

Also I'm not the only one thinking sell HHKB's and buy a Ergo :I (Feeding the troll  :/)
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #29 on: Wed, 05 March 2014, 04:41:33 »
Quote from: Wildcard on Tue, 04 March 2014, 09:14:59
Quote from: iri on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:53:05
Quote from: Wildcard on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:20:48
μTRON?
is the cheap ergodox ripoff.

I don't know about that. μTRON was available long before the Ergodox, and it certainty isn't cheap.
/sarcasm.
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #30 on: Wed, 05 March 2014, 17:13:46 »
Quote from: iri on Wed, 05 March 2014, 04:41:33
Quote from: Wildcard on Tue, 04 March 2014, 09:14:59
Quote from: iri on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:53:05
Quote from: Wildcard on Tue, 04 March 2014, 00:20:48
μTRON?
is the cheap ergodox ripoff.

I don't know about that. μTRON was available long before the Ergodox, and it certainty isn't cheap.
/sarcasm.

:)
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Re: ERGO-HHKB-DOX
« Reply #31 on: Fri, 07 March 2014, 03:27:54 »
Am I the only one that thinks the uTron is not very nice looking? I like the look of the Ergo Dox's especially with some sweet case and cap modifications but could never leave Topre.
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