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Offline C5Allroad

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A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« on: Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:04:16 »
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Offline Novus

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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:14:29 »
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:28:33 »
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:31:38 »
Wake up lazy ass
Time to get educated
Be cool stay in school.  Get on that yellow bus now.

edit:  oops.  too many syllables on that last one.  I need to go back to haiku school.
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
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Offline Novus

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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:50:06 »
It's morning glory!
caffeine, tobacco and coffee
goodbye my money.

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It's morning glory!
Dear, will you blow me please?
Statutory rape.
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 14 March 2014, 02:27:39 »
What the ****?
I thought it was Friday.
Bull****, this test was uncalled for.
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 14 March 2014, 02:32:23 »
Quote from: naasfu on Thu, 13 March 2014, 18:31:38
Wake up lazy ass
Time to get educated
Be cool stay in school.  Get on that yellow bus now.

edit:  oops.  too many syllables on that last one.  I need to go back to haiku school.

Add another 7 line and you have yourself a tanka!
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Re: A haiku about waking up in the morning for school
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 14 March 2014, 03:20:26 »
日痛い。
非常に疲れて。
今眠る。
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