Has anyone said:
I Farted And Then A Little Poop Came Out And The Sound Scared My Dog, But There Was Poop In My Pants And I Had To Clean It Right There In The Park Even Though I Was Only Wearing Bike Shorts, So I Had To Call My Friend Jeremy And Ask Him To Take A Long Lunch From Work To Drive Down To The Park With Some Pants, But The Only Pants He Had In His Car Was An Old Pair Of Jnco's From Highschool, But I Didn't Have Any Other Choice So I Wore Those Home And Wouldn't You Know It I Bumped Into My Ex And She Looked Fit As Hell, She Laughed At My Pants And Said I Smelled Like ****
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