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Offline SpAmRaY

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Do you even squat?
« on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 15:43:18 »
Had no idea this was even a thing... ???

http://www.squattypotty.com/


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Offline esoomenona

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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 15:45:47 »
That image tho

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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 17:57:20 »
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 18:06:06 »
yea, i just got up to speed on that a few months back. If you hop on amazon.com you'll see a variety of different stools you can get. Just imagine, on your next flight you'll probably see someone stowing one in the overhead storage right above ya  :))

some next level dumpage-gear right dur.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:01:30 »
Ironic considering what "stool" means.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:23:52 »
They use a very similar technology at the colon clinic. After they blast your ass with warm tube water, you **** it all out with the aid of one of these stools. Not that I would know.... I've just heard about it.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:28:07 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:23:52
They use a very similar technology at the colon clinic. After they blast your ass with warm tube water, you **** it all out with the aid of one of these stools. Not that I would know.... I've just heard about it.

Does this have anything to do with your butt whitening post earlier today?
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:35:56 »
Who the hell doesn't know how to lean forward if they are having a little trouble taking a ****?!?
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26 »
take that, westerners!

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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14 »
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!



getting high on pot?
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:54:09 »
Quote from: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!



getting high on pot?

God I miss high flow toilets so much, can't even flush a proper **** now a days. One day when I'm rich and successful I'm going to track down the model of toilet in my childhood home that could suck the taint hair off a Wookie from a yard away.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 02:47:32 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:54:09
Quote from: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!



getting high on pot?

God I miss high flow toilets so much, can't even flush a proper **** now a days. One day when I'm rich and successful I'm going to track down the model of toilet in my childhood home that could suck the taint hair off a Wookie from a yard away.

i miss american toilets. give me a full bowl over a **** shelf any day.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 07:22:36 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:54:09
Quote from: sth on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:49:14
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!



getting high on pot?

God I miss high flow toilets so much, can't even flush a proper **** now a days. One day when I'm rich and successful I'm going to track down the model of toilet in my childhood home that could suck the taint hair off a Wookie from a yard away.

We have pressurized toilets at work that can literally suck down an entire roll of toilet paper.....the floor rattles a bit when they flush, very exhilarating.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 12:30:14 »
Quote from: iri on Thu, 24 April 2014, 01:36:26
take that, westerners!

But where's the tissue? And walls?  :-X
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 12:45:48 »
Take that westerners!
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 13:58:29 »
^ that's one awesome ****ting device!
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 14:10:01 »
Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 24 April 2014, 12:45:48
Take that westerners!
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What a ****-hole.
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I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Do you even squat?
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 14:22:18 »
"...until the advent of the modern toilet..." - what a piece of bull-****. Have they never heard of an outhouse?
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