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Offline Novus

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Segregation
« on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 03:14:56 »
Do you think keyboards should be segregated?

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 05:13:35 »
No.

I let them all mix freely on my desk - MX, Topre, BS - all the same to me.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 05:43:35 »
MX POWER

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 09:44:35 »
When at work, I keep my ML keyboards in a cabinet, as I don't want people to get the wrong idea.  After all, it's not like I actually use them, except for travel.

My BS and MX keyboards are either on my desk or on top of my cube shelf, so everyone can see them. 

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 09:48:42 »
keyboard sex education plz
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Re: Segregation
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 09:50:23 »
keyboard sex education plz

So long as it's not that "abstinence only" bull****...
tp thread is tp thread
Sometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:04:52 »
keyboard sex education plz

That's easy don't stick keyboards where they don't naturally fit and if they do fit your one sick person.

Also sticky substances will ruin keyboards so get a cover for it.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:07:50 »
keyboard sex education plz

Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:08:22 »

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:08:58 »
Nope!

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:10:18 »
keyboard sex education plz

Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
i have ergodox HELP
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:19:08 »
keyboard sex education plz

I think you check the connector.  Detachable USB connection?  Definitely female.  Fixed XT/PS2 connector?  Definitely male.  Gender changer?  Self explanatory.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:22:15 »
keyboard sex education plz

Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122

Does it work the same way for lady keyboards?

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:23:12 »
how are clacks made
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 10:27:32 »
keyboard sex education plz

Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122

I laughed way harder at this than I should have. Co-workers were starin'.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:35:13 »
keyboard sex education plz

Your ****? 60%
My ****? F-122
My **** cost a late night fee
Your **** got the HIV
My **** plays on the double feature screen
Your **** went straight to DVD

My **** - bigger than a bridge
Your **** look like a little kid's
My **** - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your **** look like you fourteen

My **** - locked in a cage, right
Your **** suffer from stage fright
My **** - so hot, it's stolen
Your **** look like Gary Coleman

My **** - pink and big
Your **** stinks like ****
My **** got a Caesar do,
Your **** needs a tweezer, dude

My **** is like super size
Your **** look like two fries
My **** - more mass than the Earth
Your **** - half staff, it needs work

My **** - been there done that
Your **** sits there with dunce cap
My **** - V.I.P.
Your **** needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus

My **** need no introduction
Your **** don't even function
My **** served a whole lunch -in
Your **** - it look like a munchkin

My **** - size of a pumpkin
Your **** look like Macaulay Culkin
My **** - good good lovin'
Your **** - good for nothin'

My **** bench pressed 350
Your **** couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My **** - pretty damn skippy
Your **** - hungry as a hippie

My **** don't fit down the chimney
Your **** is like a kid from the Philippines
My **** is like an M16
Your **** - broken vending machine

My **** parts the seas
Your **** farts and queefs
My **** - rumble in the jungle
Your **** got touched by your uncle

My **** goes to yoga
Your **** - fruit roll -up
My **** - grade -A beef
Your **** - Mayday geek

My **** - sick and dangerous
Your **** - quick and painless
My **** - 'nuff said.
Your **** loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got ****s like Jesus
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:38:56 »
******

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:43:43 »
Blacks, whites, browns, reds, blues, greens, and greys should all be friends...

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 11:45:23 »
But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?

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THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 14:42:59 »
Do you think keyboards should be segregated?

I have no need to segregate black and white keyboards. Easy to distinguish them.
Most of the modding can be done on your own once you break through the psychological barriers.

Offline Novus

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 16:35:29 »
What do you think about those variable keyboards?
Or those keyboards with multiple switch types.
Or those old corsair that were half rubber dome half mechanical..

Are they abominations?

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #23 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 16:41:03 »
What do we do about a keyboard like this though?



(apart from the obvious answer of taking it home and making sweet love to it)

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #24 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 17:52:54 »
But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?
Yep.
 :p

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #25 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:02:23 »

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #26 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:09:19 »
But not yellows or oranges. **** them, right?
Yep.
 :p

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 23 May 2014, 12:46:19 »
Filthy Razer

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #28 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 03:25:22 »
Just like in life, absolutely.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #29 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 04:08:50 »
I keep all my keyboards together far away from those greedy Jews, thieving Blacks, and sneaky Asians.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #30 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 05:37:31 »
I keep all my keyboards together far away from those greedy Jews, thieving Blacks, and sneaky Asians.

I'd agree with you but I don't want to join those 7 heads  :-\  :-X

Also you need to write something about east Europeans.

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #31 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 05:42:10 »
keyboard segregation should work like this: all the hyper mass produced rubberdomes go fart on eachother's ****s until they die while the master race hangs out in london or something
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I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Segregation
« Reply #32 on: Mon, 26 May 2014, 23:44:00 »
Thanks for playing folks.