“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Keyboards forum,” he said. Mr. Totally-not-at-all-reflective-of-SpamRay's-views-and-or-opinions recalled browsing past the public-keyboard forum in GeekHack, “and in front of that socialist den the door was usually open with the stupid questions and their shiny back-light bastard boards — and there is always at least a half a dozen keycaps sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their cherry switches to do. They didn’t have nothing for their keyboards to do.
“And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he asked. “They abort their young projects, they put their young switches in storage, because they never learned how to properly solder or research. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves to a large corporation such as Razer, buying subpar products ana being drawn in crappy third rate products that are constantly broken and returned but having a family life and doing things in bliss, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”
We need a man whom we can trust.
We need a man that won’t answer stupid questions.
We need a man with integrity
We need a man that won’t give in to people that don’t do their own research.
We need a man that hasn't corrupted by the system.
We need a man that honors traditional keyboard values and proper spacebar orientation.
We need SPAMRAY for moderator.
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