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Offline QWERTim

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My Wang!
« on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 06:14:03 »
Hey guys

Picked up my first every keyboard that is older than me, thought it would be a nice little project to get it cleaned up and presentable, which as you can see from the pictures, will take a bit of work!

No idea what the last bit is, I found that loose inside!

http://imgur.com/a/F99Dg

Offline rlvampire

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 06:39:25 »
"You no mess with Lo Wang." "Who wants some Wang?" "Having fun little Rabbit? Ha ha!" :)

Good luck with getting it all cleaned and back together!

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 06:42:54 »
Goodbye desk space - parting is such sweet sorrow ;)

ps. Typed on my Model M, which looks to be only about 75% the size of that behemoth! :eek:
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 10:10:51 »
You have a big Wang.


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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 10:25:24 »
That's a really purty Wang you got there boy.

/inurendo
It's a good width!  If it's half-width it's too narrow, and full-width is too wide. 

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 13:46:15 »
Oh my, Long Wang Silver.
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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 15:18:45 »
Op would have been perfect if he said look at my giant wang!

Lol nice board!

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 15:20:16 »
Looks like a very old wang. It looks a bit weird to me...
I just hope it still works as intended!  :))
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Offline osi

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 15:41:31 »
Your Wang looks like it's built like a tank. Doesn't even need protection--IT IS the protection he he :thumb:

Nice pickup. Be proud of your Wang and hang it from the wall for everyone to see.

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 16:04:27 »
My F-122 is 22" x 8" x 2" and weighs 8-1/4 pounds.

How does this compare with mine?
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That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
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Offline osi

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 16:20:14 »
Fog the details of your package are indeed respectable but I think that 10x(??) Space does all the talking here.

Now let's not turn this into a pissing contest

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 12 July 2014, 17:56:00 »
According to a Key Tronic ad, the linear version of the foam and foil switch was introduced by popular demand in 1981 (the OP's keyboard is from 1983). (And from what I understand, it's a nice switch when it's in good condition.)

I'm curious how far back the tactile version goes.
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Offline QWERTim

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 13 July 2014, 04:01:49 »
Funny how the 10x spacebar does not have any stabs! You cannot press it at either end!

Still struggling to find away to get this connected up to my PC without the need for a $500 adapter!

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 13 July 2014, 06:14:37 »
Funny how the 10x spacebar does not have any stabs! You cannot press it at either end!

Still struggling to find away to get this connected up to my PC without the need for a $500 adapter!

This keyboard hails from the era where real men didn't need stabilisers!
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 13 July 2014, 06:16:37 »
That **** looks sexy as ****.
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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #15 on: Sun, 13 July 2014, 06:41:03 »
I feel slightly intimidated of that huge Wang.



I'm scared.


But all in all that's one nice looking Wang!





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Re: My Wang!
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 14 July 2014, 16:13:10 »
let me touch your wang
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****