I remember the days of smoking at my desk...
No kidding, we used to smoke cigars at our desks. And nobody had the nerve to say anything. Those were the days...
- Don't use APL unless the whole program can be written on one line.
Ok, but almost every APL program *can* be written in one line. (joke!)
- Don't use Pascal, BLISS, ADA, or any of those sissy-pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is a crutch for people with weak memories.
I'll tell you what, I wouldn't lump Ada in with Pascal (I don't know BLISS but damn it sure sounds familiar). And this is coming from a guy who hates Wirt(less) and Dykstra with a passion and I claim they have done more to destroy high performance computing and screwed up more computer science students than any two buttheads in the history of computing. Ada is one fantastic language. If you wanted to, you could replace every COBOL, FORTRAN, PL/I, C, and C++ program (and more if I had time to reflect on the subject) ever written and not miss anything. About the only thing I haven't seen Ada do is be as easy as COBOL is to generate reports with, just because of the way you can do PIC clauses in a print layout in WS. You can use PIC clauses in Ada (with the right annex support) but it still isn't as easy to bang out a few thousand line report. If you haven't looked at Ada since 83, have a look at it now. Superb!
- Don't drive clapped out Mavericks. They prefer BMW's, Lincolns, or pick-up trucks with floor shifts. Fast motorcycles are also highly regarded.
Damn, you got that one right!
- Know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every real program. Puppy architects won't allow execute instructions to address another execute as the target instruction. Real programmers despise such petty restrictions
Yeppers