I'm going to post this in the OP as well:
Normally, I don't bother other people with my issues, but last night, I had a molar break in half. Yeah yeah, "wtg dental care, scrub", whatever. Anyways, went to dentists to get some proposals to get it repaired and looks like it will cost me $1800. Hooray for not having insurance as a self-employed person.
So no cutesy bump or anything, I need this sold. I'm in varying degrees of pain that have brushed up against an agony so severe that I tried to self remove the tooth before going to the dentist, just to get the pain to go away (right now, I'm just at a "breathing hurts, I can't eat because ouch"). I need help getting this paid and what I own is the best way to do it, so if you were on the fence, PM me. I need money more than keyboards and headsets I don't use.