to xsphat: It's 2009 and call quality on cellphones is still ****.
I had little need for cellphones and only even had one in the recent few years. I do not make use of them for the general purposes of conversation. They are better suited for emergencies (i.e. having a phone WHERE and WHEN you need) it for reasons such as intransit notification, as a notifier (via text/data apps) and as a tethered modem for where there is no wire or wifi.
I already saw the phone on dealextreme (and the same thing, I think, on ebay). It still looked kind of big or thick, although it's hard to tell. I definitely do not see these things at dollar stores, however; I wish I did.
Ideally I want something I can carry in the pocket with ALL THE OTHER junk I carry. That means space is limited and however small we can get it at the lowest price is what I want. It is nice to find the small-form-factor phones for under 10 bucks shipped. I think better can be done, however.
The ultracompact landline phone is just a limited tool as part of a communications/testing toolkit. For example, if you've got the phone (with a RJ-11 connection wire, and also a alligator-clips/bed-of-nails), MagicJack, a cellphone (with wifi capability, and if possible, USB port), and a satphone, you cover a wide range of needs with the least amount of equipment. All the functionality created by that smallest amount of equipment could be created by more equipment, but then mobility is reduced.
EDIT: I failed to take notice the first time around the dealextreme phones were 3.99 shipped. I will probably buy one or two for testing purposes/just to have. Also in my searches I came across
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=350100821947&Category=22789&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D2EDITEDIT: There's way too much cool stuff at dealextreme
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