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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #50 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 04:21:30 »
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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #51 on: Mon, 10 November 2014, 04:56:03 »
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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #52 on: Mon, 10 November 2014, 05:11:30 »

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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #53 on: Mon, 10 November 2014, 10:39:05 »
Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)
« Last Edit: Mon, 10 November 2014, 23:54:48 by Joey Quinn »
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #54 on: Tue, 11 November 2014, 08:54:32 »
Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I've never bothered to measure this, so I'll have to get back to you.  :P

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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #55 on: Tue, 11 November 2014, 13:11:53 »
Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I've never bothered to measure this, so I'll have to get back to you.  :P

Apparently a normally proportioned body from wing tip to wing tip, er I mean finger tip to finger tip with the wings outstretched is the same as your height.
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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #56 on: Tue, 11 November 2014, 13:59:52 »
Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I have long legs & arms and a shorter torso, so I'm more ape.

not like 4" though that's crazy

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Re: HoffmanMyster is a tall dude
« Reply #57 on: Tue, 11 November 2014, 14:49:26 »
Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I have long legs & arms and a shorter torso, so I'm more ape.

not like 4" though that's crazy

It's pretty useful for climbing
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done