I begin my ritual by scattering various keycaps around my floor. Sometimes it takes the form of the letters GH. Sometimes it turns into a pyramid. Sometimes a triangle. The caps fall into the shape that fate wants.
Next I uncover my keyboard altar. I collect all these keyboards to form a pedestal. On top of the heap will lie the three boards I most want to use. Three boards placed in the form of a triangle.
Then I find a G81 keyboard and slice it over the boards...the entrails, stabilizers, plastic bits, and krytox spill everywhere. As the Krytox soaks into the triforce of boards, I chant:
KEYBOARD GODS, ALIGHT MY PATH TO SWITCH ENLIGHTENMENT, I ENJOY MY FEELING
KEYBOARD GODS, ALIGHT MY PATH TO SWITCH ENLIGHTENMENT, I ENJOY MY FEELING
KEYBOARD GODS, ALIGHT MY PATH TO SWITCH ENLIGHTENMENT, I ENJOY MY FEELING
The boards levitate and then one board will float higher than the others. That is the board I type on for the week.