Someone's probably going to be disappointed.
Nah, he's going to praise his SSK for being...
1) only slightly heavier than a normal keyboard
2) quieter than a normal buckling spring
3) having windows keys
4) not having a weird and outdated SDL cable connector
Anyone wants to buy my super silent Model M with 45g springs and winkeys? Smooth linear feel, can use Cherry MX keycaps. USB plug and play! I think I'll offer it for the price of $200.
As PT Barnum said...