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Offline berserkfan

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Buttocks shaped soft touch novelty keyboard
« on: Tue, 02 December 2014, 02:43:47 »

I am doing this to be an SOB…

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Truly-Ergonomic-Keyboard-Cherry-MX-Red-linear-TECK-8008-Model-227-Wired-USB-/301420577112?pt=PCA_Mice_Trackballs&hash=item462e110158

Now geekhackers with their love for novelty will probably bid this to silly heights. I’m sure someone can provide the links to our own geekhackers’ reviews for this keyboard, which are not so flattering. But hey, typing on Cherry reds is like typing on a cloud of fast-food inflated sedentary geek buttocks…
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Re: Buttocks shaped soft touch novelty keyboard
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 02 December 2014, 06:57:56 »
You are not alone.
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Re: Buttocks shaped soft touch novelty keyboard
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 02 December 2014, 07:57:08 »
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Re: Buttocks shaped soft touch novelty keyboard
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 02 December 2014, 14:50:50 »
Did anyone else notice the 8008 model number?

8008ies ;D
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Buttocks shaped soft touch novelty keyboard
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 02 December 2014, 19:16:40 »
Did anyone else notice the 8008 model number?

8008ies ;D

Trust a guy called Rowdy to comment on this...
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