Lady Gaga's dress took two months to make. She better get a return on value for that thing. She also will perform tonight. Her husband is at home watching because he has to work tomorrow. My friend says that she looks like she came from Alice in Wonderland. Not really sure about my exact feelings on the dress, but I will admit that I like it and I will not be embarrassed if she was on my arm. Say what you want about Lady Gaga, but whatever she does, it worked, at least for awhile.
Lots of white, beige, and generally lighter-colored dresses for the ladies this evening. I wonder if they sent out a memo beforehand. "Keep it light, ladies!"
The theater is starting to fill up. Anticipation is building.
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